Why I’m Still Hooked

Let’s be real: I lost £200 last week not because I’m bad at math… but because Wealth Crab made me feel like I was hugging my childhood trauma with a side of dopamine.

That soft chime? That’s not music — it’s brainwashing in B minor. And those pulsing orbs? They’re not stars — they’re emotional lures disguised as cosmic therapy.

I’ve set limits. I’ve used time caps. But when the app whispers “just one more try”… my brain says “yes” like it’s still 2017 and free Wi-Fi is love.

So here’s my new rule: if the next bet isn’t fun — it’s desperation dressed as hope.

👉 Drop your ‘I lost money to vibes’ story below — let’s turn this into therapy with snacks.